Miniature Mogul Gifts

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

The Hobby Store

SALE

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

A child runs an equity stand.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

Greed.

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'