Little Mogul Gifts

'Can I come in and play Insider Trading with Kenny?'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'Just remember - It's 10% interest per day until you pay me back, Dad!'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

SALE

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Greed.

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

The Personal ATM

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Counting my Bonus...