Little Business Mogul Gifts

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LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

Savory Types

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'We're e-bankrupt.'

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'