Little Entrepreneur Gifts

"I trademarked my name, so now you'll need to pay me to use it."

'Yeah, that used to be my place - my sister bought me out.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'Nah, I don't want to play house. Let's go condo instead.'

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"I'm aware of that. Fortunately there are no child management laws."

"I called them to ask for a raise!"

'I had it outsourced.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"I don't care if you do think your allowance is too small, no yard sale! Besides, most of that stuff isn't even yours!"

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Where your mind & battle are los

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'Now that I have your attention...'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Robot Parts $5

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'That's our mission statement.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'