Mini Entrepreneurs Gifts

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

'Watch her expression change when I tell her my dad owns a sweet shop!'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Lemonade Inc.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

SALE

$1: Family Secrets

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"Two boys from legal to see you."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"It must be still charging."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

Breastfeeding

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'I've put the business up for sale.'

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'