Mini Marketers Gifts

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

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Twenty-first century baby walker

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

Tim's marketing solutions

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

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"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich."

"Oh no, we've got a jumper!"

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'The reason your mom wears combat boots - and I talk about this in my book...'

'We don't need our own stand. Just have your mom buy all the lemons at the store so we've cornered the market and can name our price!'

'My little boy made the sign!'

You've got to be my Valentine, Nicky.

'I'd like my pocket money in Euros this week,dad.'

Boy holding power doesn't want to share.