Mini Merchants Gifts

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"He likes it."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Twenty-first century baby walker

Little league world series of poker.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

SALE

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Lemonade - Serving this community since 10:18am

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

"If you don't bring me what I want, next year I'll go straight to the manufacturer in China!"

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

Twenty-first century baby walker

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

Child chasing a �100 note which is dangling from a stick tied to his back

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

"Technology has spoiled our kids. I ordered something off the Internet for him 20 minutes ago, and he's mad that it hasn't arrived yet."

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

The Baby Mechanic

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"