Mini Merchants Gifts

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"He likes it."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Little league world series of poker.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Twenty-first century baby walker

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

SALE

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

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"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

"If you don't bring me what I want, next year I'll go straight to the manufacturer in China!"

Twenty-first century baby walker

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

"Technology has spoiled our kids. I ordered something off the Internet for him 20 minutes ago, and he's mad that it hasn't arrived yet."

Child chasing a �100 note which is dangling from a stick tied to his back

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

The Baby Mechanic