Miniature Shopper Gifts

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Director/Action Man toy.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

SALE

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

King Kongs first christmas

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Everything's gone up."

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Fashion Mistake.

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Complex Carbs

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

Walsh Miniatures

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

"You order the microbrew?"