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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"He likes it."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

It's a call from Tate modern.

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Kid doing cave paintings

'You could do that.' I did

'Do I have to be creative?'

"I love your work!"

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"It failed the stress test."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Music to their ears.

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike