Mini Market Enthusiast Gifts

Twenty-first century baby walker

Twenty-first century baby walker

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Wall Street Couch

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

'Fresh eggs!'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Hotel mini-bar.

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

High end of the market...

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"Find out if this is a market glitch or just the computer acting up!"

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."