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Wall Street Couch

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Fresh eggs!'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

High end of the market...

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."