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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"He likes it."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

It's a call from Tate modern.

Kid doing cave paintings

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

A baby playing on a grand piano

'You could do that.' I did

'Do I have to be creative?'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

"I love your work!"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"It failed the stress test."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

Music to their ears.

Sure start.