Mini Entrepreneur Pillows

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'I'd like my pocket money in Euros this week,dad.'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'Want to be my partner? I'm starting a mutual fund for kids.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"I want you to unload the dishwasher and put every dish away...including your tip jar."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

SALE

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"It must be still charging."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

Breastfeeding

'I've put the business up for sale.'

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.