Mini Entrepreneur Gifts

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'I'd like my pocket money in Euros this week,dad.'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'Want to be my partner? I'm starting a mutual fund for kids.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"I want you to unload the dishwasher and put every dish away...including your tip jar."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

SALE

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

That kid's all business.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

"It must be still charging."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

Breastfeeding

'I've put the business up for sale.'