Mini Marketer Gifts

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

'My little boy made the sign!'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

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Twenty-first century baby walker

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

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'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

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"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'Will program your remotes, 25 cents each.'

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich."

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

'We don't need our own stand. Just have your mom buy all the lemons at the store so we've cornered the market and can name our price!'

'The reason your mom wears combat boots - and I talk about this in my book...'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'I'd like my pocket money in Euros this week,dad.'