Galactic Mogul Gifts

"I sell space."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

SALE

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

A child runs an equity stand.

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'