Mini Moguls Gifts

'Amanda, you've got to get over being shy.'

"Shovel your runway?"

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

'Thanks...but according to the web, 80 of kids' allowances are now linked to the Dow.'

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

"I figure a few more lemons borrowed from mom and we'll be too big to fail."

Robot Parts $5

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

SALE

Little league world series of poker.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."