Aspiring Moguls Gifts

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

Police film evidence

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

World Economic Forum

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

Security/Savings

'It's a venture capitalist.'

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

'Thanks...but according to the web, 80 of kids' allowances are now linked to the Dow.'