Road Trip Rumbler Gifts

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Valet park only"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Couple driving through a tunnel and coming out with a bear in their car.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

Car party.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

Drive safely.

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

Second Chance Exit.

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

Next lawyer 3 miles.

Boating trip

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."