Rugby Rumbler Gifts

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

I love PE.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Business News.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'At least they did a good job on him.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Sporting maladies.

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"You're the sport on my telly"

Rugby Player

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

The conversion.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Rugby Mad.