Ring Side Rumbler Gifts

"...and the undisputed winner is..."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Business News.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

'That's not a towel - that's a rag! You have to throw in a towel!'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Knockout!

A Better Life

Hillbilly.

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'If you ask me I think they've taken over the place!'

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

'I can't count to ten, can you?.'

'Excuse me, I think I've been wrongly seated.'

'...And when the bell rings, come out fighting. But first, please switch your cell phones to 'vibrate.''

'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'

'Man, I hate walking down so many stairs!'

'What do we do now?'

"It never fails! I turn my back for a few days, and we're OVERRUN with pesky little competitors sprouting up in our own back yard!"

"Relax. I'm checking for a wire."

'He's clean!!'

"I don't mind you complaining, but please do it in time with the music."