Ring Side Watcher Gifts

'That's not a towel - that's a rag! You have to throw in a towel!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Time for vacation, time for work.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"So, what are you reading?"

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"It was her mothers"

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Harv works the red shift.

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Quitting time

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

History Department

'Happy New Year!'

'Is it home time yet?'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

Girls in bed

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

"You've got six days."

'If mobile phones become too popular we'll have nowhere to sit !'