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'That's not a towel - that's a rag! You have to throw in a towel!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Time for vacation, time for work.

"So, what are you reading?"

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"It was her mothers"

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

Harv works the red shift.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Quitting time

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

History Department

'Happy New Year!'

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

'Is it home time yet?'

Girls in bed

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

Checking watch

Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!