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"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'You're late!'

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'Your watch is fine. We set our clocks back an hour just to make you wait.'

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'Happy New Year!'

'Why would anyone want to be an old age pensioner sooner rather than later?'

"You're gonna get the virus! Get your hands off your face!"

"I like coming to school. It's the seven hours before I go home that are unbearable."

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

Part-time workers

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

"What sort of time do you call this"

'At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK.'

We need to milk the clock now. Coach, you never lived on a farm, did you?

Clock Watching

Checking watch

"I have great powers of observation. All I did in school was watch the clock and stare out the window."

Woman walks past Waterloo station clock.

In, Out, Out Out trays.

Quitting time

Long day at the office

History Department

"She's just running down the clock."

"If you don't mind, sir, the 24-second clock is making me very nervous."

"Watson is clear-headed, enthusiastic, brimming with energy...it must be 5 o'clock."

"Here's your chance to practice your time management skills."

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

Boss, there hasn't been a single customer all day. It's almost midnight. Mind if I just close up and go home? Only if you don't mind me not paying you for this last global hour. I don't mind if … wait … what does "global hour" mean? I won't pay you for the 11pm hour every time zone on earth experienced. "Global hour" is not a term! ... I think.

'Lemley is a real contrarian.'

Tick.

Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!

'Meet your mentor, the original clockwatcher.'