Professional Clockwatcher T-Shirts

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

Time for vacation, time for work.

"You keep impeccable time."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Grandfather Clock

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Clock Face Golf Set

"You're late."

Harv works the red shift.

"What time is it mentally?"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Grandfather Clock

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

Keeping Time

Quitting time

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

History Department