Clockwatching T-Shirts

'It's almost five o'clock. Barstow should start showing some initiative any moment now.'

"You keep impeccable time."

Time for vacation, time for work.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"It's time to wake up!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

"What time is it mentally?"

Clock Face Golf Set

Harv works the red shift.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"You're late."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

History Department

Quitting time