Wing Watcher Gifts

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Mind the whale, dear."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Duck Hunt

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Tallyho!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Two vegans, please."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Bird Torture.