Winged Wonder Watcher Gifts

Bird Torture.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

Angelic cow.

Butterfly Woman

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Would you like some wings?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Pets.

Bumble Bee

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"Can that be right?"