Winged Wonder Seeker Gifts

Penguins going for flying lessons

'This one's extremely rare - pass me the ether jar!'

"I've heard he can waggle his ears reemarkably fast."

Butterfly Woman

"Would you like some wings?"

Bird Torture.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

The star hunters

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Bumble Bee

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Caliologist

Ski kicker.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Children's questions

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

The hummingbird's hum.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

More jets.

Butterfly Woman

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Little Boy Missing Christmas

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

Quartet in the snow.

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Why is there life on me? The first wonder of the world.

'That's what I call magical magic!'

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'