Winged Adventurer Gifts

Origami Escape

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

More jets.

Butterfly Woman

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Would you like some wings?"

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Caliologist

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Airliner

Crop duster wanted.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

The hummingbird's hum.

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

Butterfly Woman

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

Airline baggage check in with no custom

Toboggan Hitchhiker