Winged Navigator Gifts

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Would you like some wings?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I am not asking for directions."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Business Duck

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"You are here"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"