Winged Navigator Gifts

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Would you like some wings?"

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"I am not asking for directions."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Business Duck

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"