Wind Navigator Gifts

"You're lucky. Your comb over grows in the direction of the prevailing winds."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Captain in a storm

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

The Fast Lane.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Slip Ahoy!'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Touché"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Saved...life is good!

Moustached gentleman

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Business Duck

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Fishing direction sign.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'