Power Navigator Gifts

Yingluck Shinawatra - first female prime minister in Thailand

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

The Fast Lane.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

"I am not asking for directions."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Business Duck

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"This translation app isn't working."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."