Energy Navigator Gifts

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Bad for you but to die for

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Fishing direction sign.

Business Duck

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Here's the problem."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Bear Signpost.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

Plasma Ball

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

The oil trap.

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

"Mush on."

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."