Energy Navigator Mugs

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Bad for you but to die for

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

Business Duck

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Here's the problem."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Plasma Ball

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

The oil trap.

"Mush on."

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."