Nutritional Navigator Mugs

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

'I finished the whole months' diet in just five days!'

Non-Fat Milk/Low-Fat Milk/Full-Fat Milk. . . Ah, What The Hell.

Weight and Misfortune.

'Have you been eating right?'

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

"Finally a product with no added sugar!"

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Bad for you but to die for

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Tour de Frank"

Before/After

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

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