Snow Navigator Gifts

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

"Still snow!"

"The first person to reach the moving South Pole."

The Postman's Winter Delivery

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Airlines

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Pushy Dog

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Fishing direction sign.

Why giraffes hate winter

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

Bear Signpost.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."