Snow Storm Navigator Gifts

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'Which one is named after me?'

Why giraffes hate winter

The lonely figure

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Hurricane damage to trees

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

Minnesota Weather.

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

Director's Day Off

US Winter Weather Map.

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

"Still snow!"

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

Phases of the moon.

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

'Run for your lives, it's a twistie!'

Walking in a winter wonderland

'This doesn't look good!'

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

The Star Gazer

Arctic Sign - You are here.