Cold Weather Navigator Gifts

US Winter Weather Map.

Why giraffes hate winter

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Electric Blanket.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Ice Fishing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Trading Places.

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Business acquaintances on holiday

Minnesota Weather.

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"Still snow!"

Rats! Frozen again!

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes