Chilly Weather Navigator Gifts

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Tired Barbie

Electric Blanket.

Ice Fishing

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Why giraffes hate winter

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Minnesota Weather.

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rats! Frozen again!

"Still snow!"

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

US Winter Weather Map.

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."