Cool Climate Explorer Gifts

Ice fisherman fails to notice that he has gone adrift.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Ice fisher.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Ice Fishing

Global Warming.

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Football fan

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'Ya know, I'm startin' to think this whole global warming thing might not be a bunch of hogwash after all.'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Continental drift - an Eskimo in the jungle.

'It's an antique, but as accurate as any modern forecasts.'

Coldsaurus

"It's January Dad, where's the snow?"

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

'Dad, how comes they can tell us about the weather in 50 years but they can't do a forecast for tomorrow?'