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Ice fisherman fails to notice that he has gone adrift.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Ice fisher.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Global Warming.

Ice Fishing

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Football fan

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

"It's January Dad, where's the snow?"

'It's an antique, but as accurate as any modern forecasts.'

Continental drift - an Eskimo in the jungle.

Coldsaurus

Wrong Side of the Equator

'Dad, how comes they can tell us about the weather in 50 years but they can't do a forecast for tomorrow?'