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"You'd be surprised at the microclimates in the office building."

Ice fisher.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Ice Fishing

'Outside with that!'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Rowing machine on a river.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

"Looks like beach weather."

Coldsaurus

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

The Arrival of Mr. Windchill

Igloo pub called 'The Dog and Sledge'

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

'Sir, do you wish to be seated in the ambiance, or non-ambience section?'

A great paper if you have a house full of kids...

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

'OK, we've had a request to turn up the air-conditioning. Any objections to that?'

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

"Is it 'To whom should I yell at for touching the #!@*! thermostat' or 'To who should I yell at'?..."

'Well - no wonder. The defrost is on.'

"I work a lot, so I don't get outside much. THe best I could do is paint my office like the outdoors."

"Is it ever going to stop raining."

House plants.