Indoor Climate Explorer Pillows

"You'd be surprised at the microclimates in the office building."

Ice fisher.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Outside with that!'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Ice Fishing

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Rowing machine on a river.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

Coldsaurus

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

"Looks like beach weather."

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

The Arrival of Mr. Windchill

Igloo pub called 'The Dog and Sledge'

'Sir, do you wish to be seated in the ambiance, or non-ambience section?'

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

A great paper if you have a house full of kids...

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'OK, we've had a request to turn up the air-conditioning. Any objections to that?'

How do Eskimos make love?

"Is it ever going to stop raining."

House plants.

'Well - no wonder. The defrost is on.'

"Is it 'To whom should I yell at for touching the #!@*! thermostat' or 'To who should I yell at'?..."