Climate Adventurer T-Shirts

If there were one place on earth you'd never visit, where would that be, Randy? Easy: That would be McMurdo Station, Antarctica, little buddy. Nothing encourages hot snuggling more than being marooned in an icy wasteland. That would be a total waste of my skills of seduction. No challenge. I'd never visit the Mariana Trench. People don't live anywhere near there, and it's the deepest spot in the ocean ... so there'd be no wifi and not even satellite internet could reach it. We should have our ow

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder.'

"At the third stroke it will be 3.34 precisely."

'I HAVE ALWAYS SUPPORTED YOU BUT… LIVING WHERE WE LIVE… THIS IDEA OF BECOMING VEGETARIANS...'

'Pastor, tell us more about hell. Is it warm there?'

"Tommy!"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Fish hunting for men.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

I think you're ace

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Are we there yet?"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"It is my place!"

Igloo for birds.

A Day in the Country.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

The lonely figure

Global Warming.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'