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'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Crowded Ice Fishing

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Football fan

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Award Winning Photographer

Rats! Frozen again!

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

Ice Whaling

Actually, we penguins can fly

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

"Ernie, what are you using to repair your place?" "Ig-glue."

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'