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Snowboarding in the rain.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

100k Desert Crawl

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

'I'll take ten, please.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"C'mon, Honey - nature is live-streaming tornadoes!"

Rats! Frozen again!

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

Fishing traps.

Ice Whaling

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

"Ernie, what are you using to repair your place?" "Ig-glue."

Freezing one's arse off at the Christmas Markets...

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'