Extreme Weather Fanatic T-Shirts

"C'mon, Honey - nature is live-streaming tornadoes!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Painting clouds

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

A sure sign of rain

Sunbathing in Autumn

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Office Weather

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Mother nature takes her course.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

'I'll take ten, please.'

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Weather today.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"