Extreme Weather Fanatic Gifts

"C'mon, Honey - nature is live-streaming tornadoes!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Painting clouds

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

A sure sign of rain

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

'I'll take ten, please.'

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Weather today.

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."