Extreme Weather Enthusiasts Gifts

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'I knew my old rubber dingy would come in handy one day.'

Winter Storm

"So. . . you're expecting flooding then?"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Painting clouds

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

A sure sign of rain

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Mother nature takes her course.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'